a star is born (2018) review

let me preface this by saying this movie was So Loud are my ears getting more sensitive or are movies getting louder? more at six
forreal tho even venom was super loud but we were out here SHOUTING in the credits of this movie bc we couldn’t hear each other @hoyts fix ur shit
preface The Second: i am aware narratives need to do things quickly and need conflict and flawed characters to Be A Story! im just nitpicky lmfao
i really liked how it started! i lov banter! But! they fell in love so quickly im ??????? couldnt believe
when he started mansplaining to her how to get a career in music and she was like No Thankyou Sir big thicc mood
them drag ladies really made the whole movie ay
and lady gaga???
she really is a Whole Ass Triple Threat
i. had a lot of issues w how he got jealous about her success i KNO that u have to have conflict in a narrative and like. Flawed characters but,, There Are No Stories Of Women Who Tear Down Their Husbands For Being Successful Dot Com!!!!
idk like that shit pisses me off like. have ur feelings !! that’s natural!! don’t make ur literal wife feel like shit and call her UGLY when u literally know thats her biggest insecurity lmfao it’s not that hard
wtf
ANYWAY
the music tho!!! goosebumps babey!!
the musician in me was Pissed bc they were using shure unidirectional mics (correct me if i’m wrong but im p sure) and they??? were singing sideways??? BITCH??? U SURE???
(im sorry im not cinemasins i SWEAR,, im a musician pls forgive)
the DOG
(im EMO BITCH)
when lady gaga gets all successful and gets on snl i was like goodforher.jpeg
i Appreciated the whole addiction is a disease discourse i did but shit. i was so angry at bradley cooper
(idk their names the movie was loud as shit lmfao)
he like. had a WHOLE ASS CAREER before her and then she gets successful and ruins what should be her night. like i respect her for forgiving him but im gonna be angry about it so this bitch doesn’t have to
sad about the end tho. like THAT SHIT was hard hitting how do u just keep living ur life after that
lady gaga love u 2k18 is the moral of this story