oceans 8 (2018) review
Jun. 11th, 2018 10:47 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
randomfatechidna- sjkdfhkjdhs this movie,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,shit damb girls
- cate blanchett is. hot. an icon.
- a motorcycle lesb???? perghaps???
- please see this Film
- i just. love. the Girls.
- ANYWAYS
- i couldn’t care less about the plot tbh lmaoo like a bitch hasn’t seen the original movies i wasnt there to understand SHIT
- the bit at the start where sandra bullock n cate blanchett are just,,, in a diner eating???? yeah thats the kind of content i paid to see
- the bit where constance is showing mindy kaling how to use tinder i SCREAM
- “i like him” “why” “he has a nice face” ME SKJHFS
- when they’re all jus chillin in their dresses RIHANNA’s dress im slain,,,
- u kno what i LOVE and its the reason i loved tmfu as well,,
- when u watch a movie and ur like GREAT this is ICONIC but then (then!!!) they take it back and show you the same scenes again but with More Than You Saw Before and everything falls into place and as a viewer ur like WOW
- “you’re lonely so you decided to become a criminal???” bITCH ME TOO TF
- i remember seeing that shot of them at the end on the subway in like,,,,,,2016 and thinking wtf is this movie….so unenlightened
- there wasn’t anything special about it like,, plot wise but MAN i just, loved it. so much good shit
- “what about him” “i don’t want hims” AJKSHGDDF
EDITOR'S NOTE: i wrote this before i was aware that cate blanchett supported roman polanski so take all my flailing with a fistful of salt
