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randomfatechidna- this movie was.. something..
- one good thing happened: wandavision. thats it tho
- ETA: WANDAS AcCENT??? GONE. how is she suddenly a very competent english speaker??? literally last year she had a very thick accent and had trouble with contractions???
- whats the timeline again i dunno honestly
- the trope?? the repetition??? where they kept having people have to kill their s/o’s??? not so sexii
- like SHIT peter and gam,,,we were all crying yo??
- AND THEN wanda having to kill vision?? heckin SHIT bruhh
- like damn my gal gamora didn’t even get to kill herself?? she had to get killed by the Toenail Himself?? pissed
- drax tho. i bloody lov him.
- “how long have you been standing there?” “an Hour”
- JKSDFHSDJFSKJhf
- did the russos think i really cared about th-anus??? like they rlly thought i cared about the toenail????
- when he cried over gam i was like “nobody believes u bitch!”
- sophie @obiwan-kencbi has some GREAT onions about him as a villain but tbh?? i Didnt care.
- i was there for wanda and bucky tbh BYE
- but we had a full theatre and boy was it so good!! the jokes made everyone laugh!! the girls next to us were losing their shit!!
- when wanda tore those circle things TF UP and okoye was like “why hasn’t she been down here the whole time” like SAME BITCH
- really upset we’re probs Not gonna see chaos magic!wanda till av4 like?? the russo’s
- are
- COWARDS.
- (thats if we even do?? see chaosmagic wanda??)
- im just gonna cut to the death tho bc it’s all i can think about
- when bucky?? started falling apart?? i cRIED lads. cried.
- “steve?” AHH
- im pissed bc i was ReadyTM for cap n toney 2 die but. they didnt?
- literally when peter died i fkdkd. i cried
- “i don’t wanna go!”
- SHIT MAN :’’’<<<
- if ur reading this for spoilers there’s only one post credits scene @ the end so make sure u stay for it - it’s shitty tho bc like, if fury’s gonna call captain marvel??? WHAT IF SHES TURNING TO DUST TOO LMAOOOO YA GAL IS DUST BITCH!!
- i hate tho,,, how they like. didn’t resolve anything???
- at least wandavision got canon, that’s p much all i wanted
- BUT not even a glance between buckaroo and nat??? ridiculous
- anyone else of the opinion that this film had. like. no point???
- nothing really happened?? there were no groundbreaking discoveries, thanus didn’t die, wanda didn’t discover her chaos magic abilities, there were no heartbreaking flashbacks
- nobody?? grew, from this?? we didn’t get development?? idk bruh
- i knew i should’ve gotten drunk before seeing this but i had to work lol
- anyone else FASCINATED by mark ruffalos tiny ass head in the hulkbuster suit? hilarious
